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Heh!

Bruce’s rules for trick or treaters:

RULE #2: Parents, Don’t Disarm Your Children!

Pirates without cutlasses, soldiers without M-16’s, police officers without sidearms, and swordless Zorro’s will have their candy allotment reduced significantly. Sorry, kids, but you’ll have to take it up with your sissy parents. It’s my house, my rules.

Conversely, the children of parents who allow them to carry their weapons of doom and destruction will be showered with all sorts of unhealthy, rot-your-teeth-out crap.

Nice.

2 Responses to “Heh!”

  1. countertop Says:

    My son’s a cowboy and has got two replica Colt SAA’s he’s carry around with him and a Wooden Winchester that shoots rubber bands.

    Taking him to his friends house tonight – who’se father is a lobbyist for the NRA – and we will be trick or treating with them, but I will remember to remind my wife about this great rule.

  2. David Codrea Says:

    I just gave a Michael Myers without a knife a lollipop instead of a candy bar.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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