This guy moves blogs more often than I move my bowels. Geez, find a spot and stay in it.
Posted in uncategorized on November 29th, 2005 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |
Try Ex-lax. And soon. Then, once you’ve – ouch – completed your business, I recommend regular doses of Metamucil.
Yours, Wince
I’d agree with Wince, but only two bowel movments in 45 days means you need to seek professional help, man, the OTC stuff isn’t going to help you..
Watch out for the guy in the long white coats’ “Auger Thumb” as well.
(seriously though, I understand the sentiment)
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November 29th, 2005 at 5:43 pm
Try Ex-lax. And soon. Then, once you’ve – ouch – completed your business, I recommend regular doses of Metamucil.
Yours,
Wince
November 29th, 2005 at 6:18 pm
I’d agree with Wince, but only two bowel movments in 45 days means you need to seek professional help, man, the OTC stuff isn’t going to help you..
Watch out for the guy in the long white coats’ “Auger Thumb” as well.
(seriously though, I understand the sentiment)