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Nerd Fantasies

Chris runs down the Top Nerd Fantasies. Surprisingly, getting laid not on there. I kid.

What, no phaser? Geez. It’s the perfect weapon. Can kill, can stun and can even bring back those killed with it. I think it makes milkshakes too. And, of course, faster than light travel. And, since I’m on a Star Trek kick, no Holodeck? The Holodeck would, of course, let you do all of your nerd fantasies.

13 Responses to “Nerd Fantasies”

  1. Drake Says:

    Piss on beam weapons. Give me projectiles at speed.

  2. Jay G Says:

    Nah. Give me Angelina Jolie and her twin sister in the holodeck…

  3. SayUncle Says:

    Why? Do you want crabs, twice?

  4. tgirsch Says:

    I’d go with “a pill that makes my semen taste just like expensive chocolate sauce.” Although I guess that’s more of a “guy fantasy” than a “nerd fantasy.”

    Hmm, nerd fantasies… I’d probably go with the teleporter, because I love to travel and I hate long flights.

  5. Lee Says:

    Princess Leia on the sand barge in Return of the Jedi, in the slave outfit. Damn.

  6. tgirsch Says:

    No, if we’re talking Sci-Fi girls, I’m going to have to go with Seven of Nine. Yummy! I’m pretty sure they painted that suit onto her.

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  8. Jay G Says:

    Unc,

    Angelina Jolie, especially dressed as Lara Croft, is well worth getting crabs. Twice.

    Although I will have to second tgirsh’s recommendation of 7 of 9. Jeri Ryan. Oof.

  9. SayUncle Says:

    Sci Fi girls, I’d have to go with milla jovovich from 5th element.

  10. Drake Says:

    She had no tits man.

  11. Drake Says:

    If you are going to bring up 5th Element types, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg’s ZF1 is worthwhile.

  12. tgirsch Says:

    I agree with Drake about Jovovich. Mind you, this doesn’t stop her from being hot, it just keeps her off the top of the list.

    For some reason, I’ve always had a thing for Claudia Black from Farscape, although I’ve never been able to quite put my finger on why. She never looks that good in still pictures, but in motion she “does it” for me.

  13. Drake Says:

    Claudia looked quite hot once she streaked her hair for her cameo Stargate appearances.

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