Nerd Fantasies
Chris runs down the Top Nerd Fantasies. Surprisingly, getting laid not on there. I kid.
What, no phaser? Geez. It’s the perfect weapon. Can kill, can stun and can even bring back those killed with it. I think it makes milkshakes too. And, of course, faster than light travel. And, since I’m on a Star Trek kick, no Holodeck? The Holodeck would, of course, let you do all of your nerd fantasies.
December 22nd, 2005 at 4:11 pm
Piss on beam weapons. Give me projectiles at speed.
December 22nd, 2005 at 4:38 pm
Nah. Give me Angelina Jolie and her twin sister in the holodeck…
December 22nd, 2005 at 4:40 pm
Why? Do you want crabs, twice?
December 22nd, 2005 at 4:59 pm
I’d go with “a pill that makes my semen taste just like expensive chocolate sauce.” Although I guess that’s more of a “guy fantasy” than a “nerd fantasy.”
Hmm, nerd fantasies… I’d probably go with the teleporter, because I love to travel and I hate long flights.
December 22nd, 2005 at 6:14 pm
Princess Leia on the sand barge in Return of the Jedi, in the slave outfit. Damn.
December 22nd, 2005 at 7:05 pm
No, if we’re talking Sci-Fi girls, I’m going to have to go with Seven of Nine. Yummy! I’m pretty sure they painted that suit onto her.
December 22nd, 2005 at 7:08 pm
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December 23rd, 2005 at 9:42 am
Unc,
Angelina Jolie, especially dressed as Lara Croft, is well worth getting crabs. Twice.
Although I will have to second tgirsh’s recommendation of 7 of 9. Jeri Ryan. Oof.
December 23rd, 2005 at 9:48 am
Sci Fi girls, I’d have to go with milla jovovich from 5th element.
December 23rd, 2005 at 10:37 am
She had no tits man.
December 23rd, 2005 at 10:38 am
If you are going to bring up 5th Element types, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg’s ZF1 is worthwhile.
December 23rd, 2005 at 12:47 pm
I agree with Drake about Jovovich. Mind you, this doesn’t stop her from being hot, it just keeps her off the top of the list.
For some reason, I’ve always had a thing for Claudia Black from Farscape, although I’ve never been able to quite put my finger on why. She never looks that good in still pictures, but in motion she “does it” for me.
December 23rd, 2005 at 2:11 pm
Claudia looked quite hot once she streaked her hair for her cameo Stargate appearances.