Movie sales are low
Via Insty, Tammy Bruce laments that cultural issues account for the fact movie sales are at a 15 year low:
Americans will no longer go see movies which are nothing more than the manifestation of the backwash of malignant narcissists. We’re also sick and tired of listening to actors lecture us about how awful the US is, and more recently, why a cold-blooded mass murdering gang founder should have been given clemency.
My explanation is simpler. Three factors have attributed to poor movie sales:
1 – TiVo: I have it and love it. I now never watch commercials, ever. Other than when a movie creates a buzz in the news, I never know it’s out. Currently, the only movie I know of that is playing is Narnia and that’s because it has made the news for being Christian or anti-Christian (I can’t remember which).
2 – Alternative media outlets: DVDs, pay per view, and Al Gore’s Internets are much more convenient. I can get DVDs delivered to my house. I can push three buttons and get pay per views. I think Hollywood would increase their margins by just bypassing theaters altogether. You want me to watch? Then pump it into my house. I’d rather wait four months for pay per view than load up the car, find a sitter, shell out $16 for tickets, another $8 for refreshments, sit in a chair less comfortable than my couch, deal with the idiot who wants to yell at the movie, to watch a crappy movie. That brings us to 3.
3 – The movies suck. Hollywood is out of ideas. They remade The Dukes of Fucking Hazzard, for crying out loud. Nothing original, it’s all been done. They’re all remakes or novel adaptations. Do something interesting. Not only are they getting content from things already done, they’re re-doing some of it in the same format: at the movie (like King Kong*). Here’s an idea plucked fresh from my website: Find the most complex, attention getting conspiracy theory and make a movie out of it. Seriously, New World Order, black helicopters, John Titor, Scientology, pick one. Sure, they’re so far-fetched but, dammit, they’re entertaining. Is it sad that I’d rather read the ramblings of crazy people and scam artists than go to a damn movie.
Feh.
Update: *And the only reason I realized King Kong was out was because I checked email and it’s advertised on Yahoo.