Stuff to say to people
I often ponder, if I were to meet particular people of note, what would I say to them? That is to say, how would I initiate a conversation with these folks? Well, here’s the presidential edition:
George W. Bush: Dude, why are you fucking up the Republican revolution?
John Kerry: So, I heard you were in Vietnam?
Al Gore: 2000, good year? Oh, and thanks for inventing the internets.
Bill Clinton: So, is it true? The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’?
John Edwards: Dude, did a muskrat die on your head? A thick, lustrous muskrat, that is.
