Wait, that’s a crime?
Strange. If squeamish about your man parts, stop reading now:
At least six men came to western North Carolina, some from as far away as South America, to have their genitals mutilated in what police described Friday as a sadomasochistic “dungeon.”
Three men have been charged with illegal castration in the case, Haywood County Sheriff Tom Alexander and District Attorney Michael Bonfoey said. The sheriff and prosecutor said the victims were willing participants in the procedures.
Illegal castration is a crime? Of course it is, since illegal is in the title.
And, for the record, those fuckers are weird.
Update: Got my case of the willies under control and read further. Actual crimes:
castration without malice, maiming without malice and practicing medicine without a license
I doubt that was a medical procedure.
March 31st, 2006 at 6:51 pm
Wow. Three crimes out of one castration. Amazing how that works.
March 31st, 2006 at 11:35 pm
Nuts to that…
April 1st, 2006 at 12:44 am
Just because there are no victims doesn’t mean they won’t call it a crime.
April 1st, 2006 at 2:11 am
They’ll all plead guilty I suppose. They probably lack the balls to defend themselves in court.
April 1st, 2006 at 3:38 am
That’s great, guys. Another balls joke here, please. Real funny.
April 1st, 2006 at 3:38 am
If you’re nutty enough to get the boys chopped off go ahead. We don’t need you breeding anyway.
April 1st, 2006 at 3:54 am
I’m not sure the general mass of people of the United States appreciates people who spend thousands of dollars on their firearms hobby as a great contribution to society, either. You know, to most people your shiny 16″ AR15 with EOTech sights looks just about as useful as Prince Albert on some pasty-faced faggot from the “rainbow” neighborhood.
April 1st, 2006 at 9:38 am
Has somebody filed a complaint?
No?
Then where’s the crime?
Freaky and strange? Sure. Criminal? No.
The state’s sure got a lot of balls going forward with prosecution on this one.
April 1st, 2006 at 10:40 am
Not quite as hardcore:
http://www.electric-clothing.com/chipped.html
Hey, if these idiots want to implant a promiscuous RFID tag into themselves, so it can broadcast their presence constantly to any receiver without their knowledge, that’s their business.
Of course the Doctors may not like it. They may wish to reserve that privilege for themselves. After all, only doctors have the advanced, highly technical training to implant RFID chips in people (and only Veterinarians have the advanced, highly technical training to be able to implant a tag in every other mammal too).
April 2nd, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Tam said: The state’s sure got a lot of balls [those are exhibit A] going forward with prosecution on this one.