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I’m shrinking

One of the cool things about the new job is the dress code. It’s a jeans company. This means that I, being the business casual-professional sort, had to go by more jeans. I am apparently shrinking. I always bought pants and jeans in size 34×34. I bought a couple of pair this past week in that size and they were too long. So, I had to switch to 34X32. Notice, it’s the length getting shorter and not the waste size getting smaller.

Either I am shrinking or the folks who make jeans are cutting them differently now.

6 Responses to “I’m shrinking”

  1. Scott Says:

    That’s because you are supposed to wear the waist lower these days, expose about 2 inches of underwear now. You’re no hipster! πŸ™‚

  2. Rustmeister Says:

    Either that or your butt’s shrinking.

  3. tkdkerry Says:

    Or maybe you need to look down and see how those white socks are showing… πŸ™‚

  4. Jay G Says:

    34? 34???

    Hell, man, I ain’t see a 34″ waist since high school.

    Junior High School…

  5. homebru Says:

    You were probably wearing your boots when you bought the 34s and low-quarters when you got the 32s.

  6. FishOrMan Says:

    What they said was right about hitting the big three O. I had to move up to a 32″ waist. Or maybe they are just cutting them differently now… πŸ™‚

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