There’s some little political tussle going on in my fair state for Senate. The three Republican candidates are duking it out, while Ford is waiting to see who precisely is going to beat him. Some notes on it:
Corker, with his own cash and support from the Good Ol’ Boy machine, is buying this thing. He gave his campaign about $1.7M yesterday. He can outspend everyone and he will. Corker was the mayor of Chattanooga and made his fortune in development and real estate. It’s amusing to watch his commercials lambasting illegal immigration and telling us that citizens should speak English knowing full well that part of his fortune was amassed on the backs of illegal immigrants because such cheap labor tends to be a mainstay in development, contracting and real estate ventures. I even heard some illegal aliens were arrested on his job sites.
Ed Bryant seems to have a lot of support on Al Gore’s Tubes of Internets. But it kinda seems to end there.
Van seems to be a non-issue other than the fact him being in the race may be the reason Bryant can’t win.
Blogs as political indicators: Quite frankly, they suck at it. If you read the Internets and the blogs, you’d think this race was going to be a close race between Bryant and Ford. But you’d be wrong. It’s going to be Corker with Ford jumping up and down in the background saying pick me, pick me like the slow kid who always gets picked last when choosing dodge ball teams in the fifth grade. I say that based on the backing of the local political machine and who business is backing. I’ll bet a beer on it.
That’s not an endorsement of Corker at all. I don’t care for him. All three Republican candidates spend their time telling the voters exactly why they’re all the same (in case you didn’t know, they’re all against abortion; against gay marriage; against illegal immigration; and for fiscal conservatism). Then, they say things like well I’m more against abortion; against gay marriage; against illegal immigration; and for fiscal conservatism than these other two. Or that the other two are less against abortion; against gay marriage; against illegal immigration; and for fiscal conservatism than I am. Ford’s message is roughly the same, only less believable.
Guys, try telling us how you’re different from each other.
And whenever I see the commercial of Corker on the Arizona border in his flannel shirt and jeans, trying to look all outdoorsy, and yammering about immigrants, I notice that his jeans are pulled up too high on the waist. He walks in an awkward and uncertain manner with his thumbs in his belt loops. And he meanders sans confidence. And I have one thought and it is: Man, this guy’s a pussy. And this pussy will be the next senator from Tennessee.
Update: Oh, yeah. I’m not endorsing anyone but since you guys know that I:
1 – Don’t like Ford because I don’t believe him when it comes to guns; and that he’s too buddy-buddy with Schumer, who is everything I hate in a Senator;
2 – Have explicitly endorsed Not Hilleary
3 – Think Corker is a pussy;
Well, I’ll hold my nose when I do it. Or vote third party.
ETA: Oh, and that’s not to say I’ll hold my nose because I think Bryant is a bad guy or anything like that. He seems to be the most sincere and straight forward candidate. He’s just not someone I can get real excited about.