Funny
Somebody tell me why I haven’t been reading Sarcastro (well, other than the fact his name is a rip off of a minor character from The Tick). To wit:
To the 300 millionth new American: We’d like some cheese-dip, a glass of sangria, a top-shelf margarita, the tacos carne asada, and the camarones mojo de aijo. Gracias. Me gustan las nueva bebe americana. P.S. Don’t answer any emails from a guy named Foley.
Heh.