Fun with headlines
Uncle summarizes the news:
Gamblers pick Corker; Republicans ban taking odds
Iraq: It’s going great.
Americans sympathetic to Michael J. Fox; still don’t care about the other 1.5M people with Parkinson’s Disease
Vote for [this guy] because he has [this initial] after his name.
Iraq: No, it’s not going that great.
Poll: Most want Republicans to lose; Most want Democrats to not win
Kim Jong-il: Hey, I know there’s an election going on but I’m still over here being crazy
Iraq: Is too!
Lieberman will win, still suck.
Blogger uses phrase Britney Spears Sex Tape in effort to draw traffic.
Iraq: Wait? There’s a Britney Spears sex tape?
