Kinda funny
See, whenever I talk to God, he tells me that Pat Robertson is kind of a dick. And that I’m out of Double Stuf Oreos and I should probably get on that right away. Then we have this long discussion about why Nabisco’s marketing folks decided to spell it stuf and not stuff. Despite what you may think, God doesn’t understand marketing at all. Which is odd, since he’s an all-powerful deity.
Update: It occurs to me that his lack of marketing skills might explain Hinduism. I mean, blue dude’s with many arms? That’s marketing genius!
January 3rd, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Since you’re having regular conversations with the Big Guy, can you ask His opinion on the burning question of the day: 5.56 or 7.62?
And as a followup: 9mm or .45 ACP?
January 3rd, 2007 at 2:31 pm
[…] Cause Uncle is talking about his conversations with God. If the cult will serve Oreos at all its meetings, I would so be up for that. […]
January 3rd, 2007 at 3:58 pm
MArketing: Animal-Hinduism! The Elephant-headed fat-guy who rides around on a Rat! And don’t forget Super-Monkeydude! It’s like Transformers — there’s on in every box! 🙂
January 3rd, 2007 at 11:33 pm
Why is it that whenever God has a message for me, its always sent through some wide-eyed dumbass who wants me to give him money, or some other crazed-eyed fool who wants to either convert me or kill me?
And predicting another terrorist attack? If it comes true, does that prove Pat is getting memos from God, or that he made an easy guess?
If it doesn’t happen, maybe that’s proof positive Pat’s prayers prevented it. Yeah, I’ll go with that.
January 4th, 2007 at 9:33 am
God told me not to pay any attention to Pat Robertson. Said he’s a loon.