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Oops. They don’t launch the cow:
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia — Lan Kosal smiles wryly as he breaks down the cost of killing a cow with a rocket-propelled grenade launcher.
For $555, Mr. Lan, an arms merchant, says he will take a client to a remote field in the Cambodian countryside to obliterate a bovine with the Soviet-era armament designed to destroy tanks and cause mass casualties.
Well, that’s just cruel. However, it does remind me of the time me and some friends almost convinced another friend that Tennessee was experiencing a cattle overpopulation problem and declared the month of March open cow season. Good times.
January 17th, 2007 at 11:05 am
Before you shoot, you have to yell “He’s coming right for us!”
January 17th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Cruel indeed.
Now a rocket-propelled cow, I’d be willing to pay money to see that.
January 17th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
slow elk is almost always less trouble than long pig.
January 17th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Well, I’m a farmboy. And all this does is make me think “Too bad Pol Pot missed this bastard”.
January 31st, 2007 at 2:48 pm
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