Slackers
For the last several months that I’ve read the WKRN blogs of Brittney and AC, they have each been out sick more times than I’ve been out sick in the last ten years. And that’s counting the times I’ve called in Sick of Worktm.
Update: I was just having a bit of fun and, in comments, ACK makes feel like a bag of dicks. Sorry about that.
January 19th, 2007 at 11:49 am
In 5 years, I haven’t called in sick once.
January 19th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
I’m gonna go ahead and take that personally there, Unc. I’ve been here 9 months and I have been sick a total of three times. One of those times I had a loved one in ER.
January 19th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Someone I used to work with would call in with “eye trouble”. She told me she just couldn’t see going to work that day.
But supposedly the least questioned reason is “The voices in my head told me today was a good day to stay home and clean my guns.”
I made a similar list while back. Some of the reasons I’ve really used are probably as strange as most people can imagine.
January 19th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Wait until you’re fifty, whippersnapper. Since I’m not a doctor, I won’t tell you my antibiotic. I will tell you my non-prescription — cranberry juice. 😉
January 19th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
I thought it was funny and saw the tongue in cheek.
January 19th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
I apologize too.
Apparently by my making a comment, I offended Kleinheider and I do apologize.