If we treated other rights like bearing arms
Due to extensive libel, the press shall be regulated more closely. All paper has to be serial numbered and all paper dealers have to keep records of paper purchases. States will have the ability to require people to obtain licenses to possess paper, and municipalities and states will have the right to prohibit the use or possession of paper in their jurisdictions. Anyone who manufactures paper without a license has committed a felony. Because of problems with tracking ink back to individual users, all ink in California is now required to have a unique chemical tracer added. No ink can be manufactured or imported into California until the industry figures out how to do this.
There’s more.
July 12th, 2007 at 10:22 am
That made me laugh while shaking my head. You’d think a different perspective like that would make people, you know, think. But all the anti-gun people would say is “paper and ink don’t kill people!”
July 12th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
ALL of the Bill Rights for ALL Citizens! (read and applied according to the rules of English grammar)
July 12th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Hmmm..Stamp Act….Guns That Look Skeery Ban…I see a pattern. Perhaps action is required.