My parents live in Osage Beach. Why on earth the goobers in the freaking water patrol need machine guns is beyond me. Are there pirates infesting the lake? Are drunken Mizzou coeds bringing AK’s along with their beer bongs when they take dad’s boat out? Sheesh.
I’ve dealt with the water patrol down there before. The fact that they are riding around with unsecured machine guns does not inspire confidence.
October 8th, 2007 at 10:52 am
My parents live in Osage Beach. Why on earth the goobers in the freaking water patrol need machine guns is beyond me. Are there pirates infesting the lake? Are drunken Mizzou coeds bringing AK’s along with their beer bongs when they take dad’s boat out? Sheesh.
I’ve dealt with the water patrol down there before. The fact that they are riding around with unsecured machine guns does not inspire confidence.