Sorry to read that, Sir. Why, if you and guys like you sat on him for a while, I betcha he wouldn’t be more than 4 or 5 inches thick from front to back, and thereby safe from most of the more dangerous effects of being shot by modern infantry rifles.
Hey, the bullets don’t start to tumble until they’ve already gone further through yer tummy than that!
We’re doing you a favor here, Uncle, by squashing you flat! All you have to do, is stand up squarely, to anyone shooting at you!
Oh, yeah, JoA, that’s a shame yer not there. Even if *I* were there, I suspect I’m smaller and lighter than Uncle, so I’d prolly have to jump up and down on him to have any noticeable effect.
October 13th, 2007 at 10:54 am
that’s no update! Details, man, details!
…have fun at the range! =)
October 13th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Gee, I’m working. Rub it in, why don’t you?
Nothing personal, Unc, but you suck. 😉
October 13th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Quoted for Truth
October 13th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Rub it in, hell, that’s Twisting The Knife!
I’m thinking about asking The Donovan, The Anarchangel, and their spouses to suppress you “Alice in Wonderland” style.
That is, put you in a sack and sit on you, all of them at once.
October 13th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
P.s. Oh, I see from the “People of The Gun” site that Mr. Baker is right sizable, too. He should sit on you, also.
Am I up to 1/2 ton, yet?
Pppffbbfht!
October 13th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
You call this blogging? Put the dog on!
October 13th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Sadly, I won’t be able to help, JTG. Duty has called me to a place that made Reno unreachable this year.
I would *much* rather be there than here.
October 14th, 2007 at 12:20 am
Sorry to read that, Sir. Why, if you and guys like you sat on him for a while, I betcha he wouldn’t be more than 4 or 5 inches thick from front to back, and thereby safe from most of the more dangerous effects of being shot by modern infantry rifles.
Hey, the bullets don’t start to tumble until they’ve already gone further through yer tummy than that!
We’re doing you a favor here, Uncle, by squashing you flat! All you have to do, is stand up squarely, to anyone shooting at you!
Oh, yeah, JoA, that’s a shame yer not there. Even if *I* were there, I suspect I’m smaller and lighter than Uncle, so I’d prolly have to jump up and down on him to have any noticeable effect.