Conversations in the Uncle Clan
Me and the Mrs. did some shopping this weekend. I tried on a fleece pull-over in the middle of the aisle. As I’m taking it off, the conversation goes like this:
Me: [pointing to the shirt I’m wearing under the fleece] would you hold this down while I take this off?
The Mrs.: You don’t want people seeing your belly?
Me: No, I don’t want people seeing my .45.
In other news, I guess she thinks I’m getting chunky.
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:58 pm
had a similar conversation with the wife the other day
Me: im really glad that this belt that i got last month is about 3 inches too big
Wife: why? you getting fatter?
Me: no, it will be easier to carry my 9mm IWB when i get one next month
December 4th, 2007 at 7:27 am
As opposed to my wife, who has actually lifted my cover garment up on me (so that my daughter could tickle me, but that’s okay).
Fortunately that day I had chosen the model 38 for pocket carry…
December 4th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Here’s a good way of replying: accuse her of projecting her own insecurities onto you.
Maybe it’s not so “good” depending on how she reacts…
December 5th, 2007 at 12:39 am
I wish I had you guys problems, and no, not the chunky ones!