Global Warming To Kill Off Red-Staters
As Les said: Sure, he believes that global warming may ravage the planet, but if it kills just 1 million red staters won’t it all be worth it?
Now, I’m no expert on climate and global warming. But doesn’t this religion* believe that the seas will rise? And, if so, don’t you think that coastal areas would be hardest hit? Which could likely mean that those of us in fly-over country won’t be in that bad of shape?
In other news, beach party at my house.
* note: by using the term religion, I’m referencing the rather hysterical brand of global warming alarmists and not the more sane folks. Yes, there is evidence indicating the Earth is warming. But not all of it says ZOMFG we’re all gonna die.
December 28th, 2007 at 10:04 am
I giggled when I read the part about how they weren’t going to give us (red staters, conservatives, etc) the keys to their perfect little liberal utopian cities, post-global warming apocalypse.
Won’t we have all the firepower? How will they stop us?
December 28th, 2007 at 10:46 am
The idiot forgets that people will have more than enough time to move. Unlike in a tsunami, the displaced “red-staters” will just move to higher ground and take over previously blue states…
December 28th, 2007 at 11:27 am
It would be easy enough to build some dikes, too.
December 28th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
I thought about posting on this one. But the premise was too wacky. Too easy.
Has anyone asked Dave Lindorff how much food in grown in Baltimore?
This is a mind on liberalism. He actually wants “red staters” to die. Who grows the food? Would that be the aforementioned red staters? Yet this knucklehead thinks that those in the cities are on high ground. Sounds like the “Omega Man”. I would think those in cities would be the first to die.
Lindorff’s parents must be very proud. His teachers too.
How can people become this stupid? Aren’t many of the largest cities on the shoreline? High ground? Since when is high ground under water?
December 28th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
How does this fool figure that red state Wyoming, no part of which is lower than 3,000 feet, is gonna get flooded when blue states of Kalifornia and Massachusetts, which are much lower are gonna stay high and dry? It’ll be the libfags who’ll be needing help from us “troglodytes”. I, for one, would’nt give them any.
December 28th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
The thing is, how can these experts predict all this stuff when they can’t tell me if it’s gonna rain next week?
December 28th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
I suppose the volcanoes of Hawaii will remain above water.
December 28th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
I expanded my thoughts on Mr. Lindorff at MCB.
He’s a peach isn’t he?
December 28th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Check out this part:
If a white guy in New Orleans said that about people returning from hurricane Katrina I would think it would cause quite a stir. Kind of like saying, “We got your trailer over hea, boy. Now don’t be congregating or assembling, or nothing like that.”
December 29th, 2007 at 1:21 am
Well, my first thought was ‘Cool, NASCAR in Central Park!’