Bwahahaha
Back up at Dairy Queen. I repeat, officer needs assistance at Dairy Queen.
I noted the slippery smoking slope earlier, but this (also forewarned by us radical reactionaries) is fucking priceless:
We’re all aware that some jurisdictions have passed bans against trans-fat, in an effort to force people to eat healthier food, whether you want to or not (for your own good, you see). Well, it would seem the Mississippi Representative W.T. Mayhall wants to take it one step farther and just ban restaurants from serving fat people.
Remember, kids, I was just perpetuating my radical views what with my alarmist rhetoric and all.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:44 pm
As a resident of Mississippi: Banning restaurants from serving fat people would pretty much ban restaurants. A good percentage of our population is fat.
February 1st, 2008 at 2:01 pm
I wonder what they have in mind for pizza deliveries?
February 1st, 2008 at 4:02 pm
They’ll need a database of all the house addresses where fat people live.
Then they’ll make it a crime for thin people to make straw purchases for their fat friends.
February 1st, 2008 at 5:26 pm
A police raid on Dunkin Donuts.
How would that look any different than every other day at Dunkin Donuts?
February 1st, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Would fat politicians be exempt from the ban?
And as Adam insinuated, these guys really haven’t met many of the voters in Mississippi.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Oh, they might have met many of the voters. But our state legislature is one of the stupidest sets of assholes outside of Congress. The only guy I can stand in Jackson is our governor (mostly because he didn’t whine like Louisiana’s governor/mommy did after Katrina).
That’s just my opinion, though, and I’m only one voter in one district.