When I was in high school and college, I paid the bills by working at a grocery store. When I first started, I was the lowliest of rungs on the ladder: a bag boy. As a bag boy, you did all the crappy jobs. One of those crappy jobs was mopping the store. Now, mopping a 25,000 square foot store sucks. But it gives you ample time to think. But this ain’t a post about that, it’s a post about this:

One night, I’m mopping away. A couple of aisles over I hear the following conversation from a black couple in the frozen food section:

Black Dude: You know what white people like?

Black Chick: Huh?

Black Dude: You know, how they say we like watermelon and fried chicken?

Black Chick: Yeah.

Black Dude: They like pizza. Look at this aisle, it’s half pizza.

This website reminded me of that. Via Brittney.

Posted in uncategorized on February 14th, 2008 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |