Unreal
They found a 19 year-old college student dead. She had been raped. They suspect a serial rapist/killer. They give female college students rape whistles. Yes, whistles. They don’t get it.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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February 18th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Do whistles shoot bullets or death rays now? Because if these are old fashioned whistles, that seems like a pretty stupid thing to hand out.
February 18th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Not too long I was with my brother and sister-in-law, and noticed sister was carrying a whistle on her key chain. I told her it was completely worthless, and just got dumbfounded looks from both of them. Sigh.
February 18th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
You throw one of those whistles hard enough and, never mind.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I vote for the mass issuing of rabbit’s feet. It they work, you’ll get lucky and never be raped. If they don’t work, at least they’re fuzzy.
February 18th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
If you choke on the whistle you might just die before the rapist/killer has a chance to rape and kill you…