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Legion of Doom

Did you know that not only can 50 caliber rifles Crack the engine of a plane and, absolutely positively, kill everyone on board easily, they are also a threat to Superman and other superheroes. Did I mention the Violence Policy Center has a blog?

13 Responses to “Legion of Doom”

  1. chris Says:

    AHHHH HA HA

  2. Kevin Baker Says:

    That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are!

    Unless, of course, you’re actually the VPC. Those pricks have no sense of humor whatsoever.

  3. anon Says:

    From the “.223 Caliber Terror” page: “Hat tip to Jadegold.”

    Now THAT’s ROFLMAO funny…

  4. Cactus Jack Says:

    Do ya mean that there’s .50 BMG kryptonite ammo on the market? That’s not fair, I want some in .454 Casull too!

  5. Ahab Says:

    My favorite is “Elmer Keith is a cop killer”.

    I don’t know why, but that sentence brings the lols.

  6. AughtSix Says:

    There’s some good satire there.

    However, the M1 Garand also has a maximum rate of fire of 50 unaimed shots per minute. That makes all semi-automatic assault weapons even more deadly than bolt-action assault weapons. The ability to fire unaimed shots is truly what differentiates minor assault weapons (the Lee-Enfield) from major assault weapons (the M1 Garand).

    It goes without saying, lever-action and pump-action rifles are in the middle of the deadliness scale.

    Hat tip to Jadegold.

  7. chris Says:

    someone there should do a in depth post on the super deadly “guns that are painted to look like toy guns”… and not forget to mention that painting them that way will make them super deadly, even if the owner has decades of safety training

  8. Hemlock Says:

    Surely they jest? It warms my heart to see the joyce money being wasted on groups like the VPC.

    Maybe next the VPC will tell us that gunlovin GI Joe, the real american hero, only likes guns because he has no manly equipment below the belt. And they think pro gunnies are the knuckle dragging, low foreheaded mouth breathers. HA!

    I noticed they had no comments on nearly every post. Good!!

  9. refugee Says:

    *SIGH*

    Two points:

    First, Supe is a goddamn alien monster. He needs to die, and all his supe alien and mutant friends with him. Except Spidey. He’s a home boy. We’ll keep him, as long as behaves himself. And Aquaman, we need somebody to keep the aquariums and dolphin pools clean, I guess.

    Second, .50s are small potatoes. Pfft. Hand ’em out to kindergarteners as graduation presents.

    Now, this–this is a gun. Note the poodle-shooter next to it for scale.

  10. Cactus Jack Says:

    “Now, this–this is a gun. Note the poodle-shooter next to it for scale.”

    Oh YEAH! But you’d need a pickup truck, like my trusty Ford F-150, to haul it around.

  11. Jim W Says:

    Many superheros and villains on that list have been repeatedly hit with tank cannons and similar over the course of their comic lives. The ones that haven’t are just as vulnerable to weak handguns as they are to 50 caliber rifles.

    Superman and juggie are both entirely indestructible and the hulk is pretty close. Unless you deprive superman of sunlight for an extended period or expose him to kryptonite, he is pretty much invulnerable.

  12. refugee Says:

    @ Jim W:

    Jim, despite my previous post, I have to credit the VPC for teaching us that even the .50 is an almost magically powerful weapon, easily enabling poorly trained terrorists to routinely shoot jet airplanes out of the sky from over a mile away. Surely, they wouldn’t have claimed that it could injure Supe unless they had performed extensive tests to prove it.

    Of course, I’m positive that the Anzio20mm can shoot clean through three superbeings at once, and leave bullet fragments in a fourth. I eagerly await the Box’o’Truth test photos.

  13. Seb Says:

    Hehehe funny site.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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