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The 13 Most Irresponsible Self Defense Gadgets Money Can Buy
My fave: the flashlight shotgun, which the author notes: Hey, it works as a flashlight, too! And the gun part of it points out the back! So every time you use your flashlight, you’ve got a goddamned shotgun pointing at your heart!
April 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
The Tampon Taser is a close second.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:31 am
I like #10, “The Electrified “No-Contact” Jacket”. That could be handy to wear in malls during the Christmas rush. LOL.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:07 am
I have to agree with #9 the Tampon Taser, I just don’t know how you get someone to hold still long enough to stick this were the sun don’t shine.
April 8th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
the personal alarm things are actually pretty painful and fairly directed I know this from personal experience.
when I was 10ish a friend of mines sister threw one that had a grenade like safety pin in to the room where we were playing no one could go near it without seeing spots. we had to throw clothes over it then disable it.
though I doubt their effectiveness if the subject has hearing loss.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
A real military hand grenade only costs about $3.00 on the international arms market. Its kill radius is about 12 yards. That’s what I would go for if were poor enough and desperate enough. (I’m not entirely joking. It’s the weapon of choice in Kosovo.)
April 8th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Oh stop fucking lying—you know you want that shotgun flashlight.
And I do too.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
they missed the lipstick tear gas projector.
dc
April 10th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Ladies, the ultimate in rape prevention technology:
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