Huh?
Our local newspaper has some blogs now. I’ve read this sentence now like four times:
Today I spent an extra free thought time to consider knowing as I prepared to lead a discussion on ideas tonight.
They speak English in what?
Our local newspaper has some blogs now. I’ve read this sentence now like four times:
Today I spent an extra free thought time to consider knowing as I prepared to lead a discussion on ideas tonight.
They speak English in what?
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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May 14th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Have you never considered knowing during your extra free thought times?
May 14th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
And I thought I had problems putting my thoughts into print.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Completed basic comprehension reading skills never high school in apparently.
Love gotta that system educational America in.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
It’s like someone ran Elisa through Microsoft Word’s grammar checker.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Must be something taught in journalism classes.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
You only had trouble with that one sentence? The entire article looks like something Steve Martin would have slipped into Cruel Shoes just to prove he could.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Today, I spent
anextra “free-thought” time to consider “knowing”, as I prepared to lead a discussion on “ideas” tonight.Okay, now it SORTA makes sense…in an “I’m trying to be witty” kind of way…
May 14th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Say “what” again, I dare ya!
May 14th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Hmm,
Well, it makes more sense ( a little, anyway) if you look up “Epistemology”, which gets used not less than three times in the next sentence.
May 14th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Y’know, Hartley, that’s exactly why the nuns wouldn’t let us wear patent leather shoes to school.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Roberta, you have a dirty mind, though I’ll stipulate it’s a sharp one, you knowing the delta between a drill bit and a twist drill.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:18 am
Oh, and dang, Unc! I don’t think I’ve ever left a comment here when I haven’t had too much ethanol in me to drive a car without being arrested. (If caught)
I think I’ve made more sense, or at least wrote more internally consistent sentences than that fella did, every time.
Hic.