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My pre-emptive review of anything by Metallica

When Metallica is not busy sucking, they’re busy pissing off their fans. Ya know, the two they have left after being such douchebags. Via Aunt B.

4 Responses to “My pre-emptive review of anything by Metallica”

  1. Rustmeister Says:

    Holy crap, haven’t they learned their lesson?

  2. Sarah Says:

    It’s gotta be Ulrich, cf. Some Kind of Monster. Why Hetfield doesn’t break that little twirp in half, I don’t know.

  3. ATLien Says:

    The truth is Metallica died shortly after the black album tour ended. They were replaces by less-talented look-alikes whose egos got a little too big.

  4. countertop Says:

    The truth is Metallica died shortly after the black album tour ended.

    Metallica died when Cliff Burton died.

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