Wow, almost all of the lies compiled in one place. I laughed when they included the “.50cal, capable of downing a jumbo jet” gem. I laughed hard enough to knock a satellite out of orbit.
Maybe we should start a list of the .50 cal’s incredible capabilities? like the Chuck Norris lists….
1) Black holes are actaually caused by skywardly shot .50 Cal bullets missing their intended jumbo jets
2) The solar flare predicted for 2012 will be caused by a .50 Cal round shot at the Sun
3) The .50 Cal round is actually a miniaturized Trident missile
These are the same people who nodded wisely when Obama talked about bitter clingyness, because that is their utterly conventional elitist wisdom.
They are bitter about the Church of God, but worship the Church of Man-Marxism that has killed a million people. They they cling to how SMART they are, while living in a smelly, pee-stained sandcastle built on an earthquake fault. They are more Hip than you or me (or anybody) because they wear black in the Summertime (all the time actually), and they had to go all the way across country to Virginia to find a way to prove it…
Sheesh, somebody please invade and liberate California.
July 15th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Wow, almost all of the lies compiled in one place. I laughed when they included the “.50cal, capable of downing a jumbo jet” gem. I laughed hard enough to knock a satellite out of orbit.
July 15th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
What a bunch of weinies. Everybody knows that a .50 cal is fully capable of sinking an island! I thought they’d get at least that much right.
July 15th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Maybe we should start a list of the .50 cal’s incredible capabilities? like the Chuck Norris lists….
1) Black holes are actaually caused by skywardly shot .50 Cal bullets missing their intended jumbo jets
2) The solar flare predicted for 2012 will be caused by a .50 Cal round shot at the Sun
3) The .50 Cal round is actually a miniaturized Trident missile
July 15th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
These are the same people who nodded wisely when Obama talked about bitter clingyness, because that is their utterly conventional elitist wisdom.
They are bitter about the Church of God, but worship the Church of Man-Marxism that has killed a million people. They they cling to how SMART they are, while living in a smelly, pee-stained sandcastle built on an earthquake fault. They are more Hip than you or me (or anybody) because they wear black in the Summertime (all the time actually), and they had to go all the way across country to Virginia to find a way to prove it…
Sheesh, somebody please invade and liberate California.