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At the dentist

And we know how I feel about the dentist.

Conversation with hygienist in regard to the voice recognition gizmo that records numbers that somehow correlate to gum health.

Hygienist: I became a hygienist because I can’t count.

Me: I became an accountant because I can’t count. Or do math.

Hygienist: You’re an accountant? You don’t act like an accountant.

Me: I don’t feel like an accountant.

I blame the gas.

My wife also decided to call during the cleaning. I answered AAWWWAAWWW (hello). She said Oh, you’re at the dentist. At first I thought you were being kidnapped.

One Response to “At the dentist”

  1. straightarrow Says:

    Kidnap would be a pleasure in comparison to visit to the dentist. I hope your wife was properly solicitous when you arrived home to your hero’s welcome. 😉

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