Internet Attention Span.
Heh.
Posted in uncategorized on September 24th, 2008 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |
Too long. Didn’t read.
if you don’t get me in one sentence – two tops – then I’m gone
I am a lawyer*. I realized, a long time ago, that if I wanted to win a motion I should put my whole argument in three or four lines. Because that’s all the judge would read.
*A defense lawyer, please, not a “trial lawyer”.
tl;dr
Internet atten. . . Oh, look! A pony!
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September 24th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Too long. Didn’t read.
September 24th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
if you don’t get me in one sentence – two tops – then I’m gone
I am a lawyer*. I realized, a long time ago, that if I wanted to win a motion I should put my whole argument in three or four lines. Because that’s all the judge would read.
*A defense lawyer, please, not a “trial lawyer”.
September 24th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
tl;dr
September 24th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Internet atten. . . Oh, look! A pony!