Bryan Miller: Keeping it classy
The reason that 8 year-old was firing the machine gun was because guns are a stand-in for erections.
What about my wife’s gun?
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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October 29th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Ah yes. If someone is doing something fun that you hate and makes you jealous as hell, you can always fall back on the old, “they’re compensating for something” assertion as a way of making you feel better than they.
What about a kid who dies while donating his time at a recycling plant? Small penis? Kid who dies at a rock concert– tiny dick? Kids who drown in their parents’ swimming pool– parents have inadequate genitalia?
Why does it seem to come around to sex so often with the left (and not just an expression of an interest in sex, which we all share, but sexual humiliation)?
I don’t know– maybe they’re compensating for something.
October 29th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I am not sure you want to go there Unc. . .
According to the liberals you are more experienced than you think I guess. . .
Someone needs to get their minds out of the gutter and admit folks do things because they are fun. . . .
October 29th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Penis envy. Duh.
October 29th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
What about my wife’s gun?
Sympathetic magic? (Ducks)
October 29th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Hey, when you do not have any logic or rational argument to support your side, you just have to resort to nonsensical psychobable, emotionally-laden diatribes, and childish insults.
… Right?
October 29th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
I dunno about your wife, but I totally get girl-wood.
October 29th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Uhh… why is the blogger interested in 8 year olds having erections?
October 29th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
“Uhh… why is the blogger interested in 8 year olds having erections?”
Damned good question. We can look on the bright side; the internet makes self embarrassment easier for such twits and we thereby get a better look into their mental pathology. Before, there was the filter of hired editors and script writers to help put them in a better light. Now we see the raw, unadulterated insanity.
October 30th, 2008 at 4:04 am
Bryan Miller gets an erection every time he thinks of or uses his brother’s murder as an excuse to make himself feel important. I would call him a piece of shit, except as much as I am not a fan of shit, I hesitate to insult it so egregiously.
October 30th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I agree with straightarrow, at least poo removes body waste and is good as fertilizer (cow poop).
Miller serves no benificial purpose other than as an example of someone you do not want to be.