Failure to Commit
On I-240 just South of downtown Memphis, there’s a Fantastic Sam’s billboard with a picture of a moderately attractive 30-something woman, with the text “From Soccer Mom to Soccer Hottie.”
That strikes me as a missed opportunity, or a lack of balls. The obvious payoff should be “From Soccer Mom to Soccer MILF.”
That is all.
October 29th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I think “hottie” says it all, without sinking all the way into the gutter.
October 29th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Yeah, probably not the best idea to drop an f-bomb on a billboard hovering over a highway, even a symbolic one 🙂
Imagine hundreds or thousands of tykes a day, all raising the cry of “Mommy, what’s a MILF?”
One firing and job interview later:
“Why did you leave your last job? Ah. And what does ‘MILF’ mean?”
October 29th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Not everyone knows what MILF stands for, even those who know what it means.
October 30th, 2008 at 4:06 am
I didn’t know what the Hell it meant until recently. Must be my innate decency 🙂