Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand
As an accountant, none of those jokes are funny.
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January 8th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
A non funny accounting joke? Isn’t that redundant?
That’s another one.
January 8th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
What does an accountant use for birth control?
His personality
January 8th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Accounting Humor is kind of an isometric exercise; I know more physics jokes than accounting jokes.
January 8th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
There was this man that was an accountant for the mob. He happened to be deaf and mute. While working for the mob he collected over $500,000 by stealing from the books. The mob boss finds out about this and sends two hitmen to his house. Since the accountant was deaf and mute his brother translated what his brother said.
Hitman 1: Where is the money?
Accountant signs he does not know
Brother: He said he does not know
Hitman 2: Tell us where the money is or we will kill your wife and kids, burn down your house, and castrate you! Accountant signs fast and furiously that the money is in a safe that is hidden in the floorboard of his closet and gives the combination.
Hitman 1: What did he say?
Brother: You don’t have the balls!
(Sorry Son, that was the last one.)
I was going to tell about the time I was trying to teach you how to count to ten without using your fingers and I made you put your hands in your pocket and you counted to 11.