Nothing better to do
President and congress to look at the BCS system.
And in Tennessee, important business:
Addressing the scourge of saggy pants.
Every few years, we have a dog and pony show about whether or not the legislature should apologize for slavery. We’re having that now.
March 27th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Don’t think of it as the “scourge of saggy pants”. Think of it as the “crack problem”.
March 27th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Someone will inevitably say it first: “When saggy pants are outlawed, only outlaws will have saggy pants.”
From what are the politicians trying to distract us?
-Mexican drug cartels (as if they haven’t been around for a long time).
-Saggy pants
-The BCS System
-AIG exec bonuses that amount to 1/1000th of their bailout money (that they shouldn’t have gotten in the first place)
These are distractions, or at least in a way I hope they are. If they are not, our politicians are too dumb to find something useful to be doing/discussing.
March 27th, 2009 at 10:34 am
They’ve been trying to outlaw saggy pants since before I was a teenager, and I’m 26 now. This isn’t going to happen, and the only reason these morons keep walking around with their dumbasses hanging out of their oversized jeans is because it gives old people the vapors. If people would stop trying to outlaw it, kids would stop doing it, cause it’s stupid.
I used to smoke when I was a teenager. When I turned 18, I wasn’t interested anymore, and I quit. So I started drinking more, and then I turned 21 and I didn’t drink at all for YEARS. You dig?
March 27th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Good. Take a break from fucking up the country royally and fix the BCS so my USC Trojans stop getting screwed.
March 27th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Bram, your USC Condoms are overrated anyway.
March 27th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
ATLien Says:
March 27th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Bram, your USC Condoms are overrated anyway.
and waaay too small.