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COALITION TO STOP GUN VIOLENCE
We are now accepting applications for Summer 2009
Join the gun violence prevention movement and learn how to fight the gun lobby on Capitol Hill and inform the nation about the need for stricter gun laws.
March 28th, 2009 at 10:52 am
I got an email from the Brady’s yesterday asking me to join them for the National Day of Prayer to End Gun Violence:
I wonder why they don’t simplify this prayer and go for a general end to all violence? Or do stabbing and strangling victims not count? Will they be able to rest in a world when people are only murdered up close in cold blood or at a distance with poison and explosives?
March 28th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Though it’s always good to know the enemy, I doubt you’d last more than a day. I mean the first time you tried to add facts to an argument they’d probably let you slide, but after that I’m afraid they’d show you the door.
March 28th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
“Join the gun violence prevention movement and learn how to fight the gun lobby on Capitol Hill and inform the nation about the need for stricter gun laws.”
At the bottom of that ad it should also read: “Only fools and liars need apply.”
March 28th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I just sent an email applying for the job…
“I’d like to apply for the job of lying to dumb-ass people on your behalf. I have absolutely no problem telling and constantly repeating blatant lies in order to make cash. Hire me you stupid bitch.”
I think I’m a shoe-in.
March 29th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Hey, that’s a great idea. I should apply, get the job, and then make some money while effing up their plans. And then spend the money on guns or ammo!
March 29th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
“We’re sorry, this job is no longer in our system. But don’t give up!”
Alas..