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What media bias?

According to Chris Matthews on Hardball tonight, it’s easier to “get a gun” than it is to get someone “to make you a waffle”.

12 Responses to “What media bias?”

  1. Weer'd Beard Says:

    If you ask for it by saying: “Make me a fucking waffle you bitch!!!” and note that you are not willing to pay for it.

    Yeah he’s right!

  2. BWM Says:

    I wouldn’t make a waffle for that d-bag either

  3. countertop Says:

    Considering there are at least 6 hotels within 4 blocks of his studio, and another dozen breakfast/lunch – not to mention Union Train station and its massive food court (complete with – you guessed it – full serve breakfast spots) basically across the street from his studio (and not counting the 4 senate Office building cafeterias across the park from his studio) BUT not a single gun dealer within 10 miles of his studio, I’d say perhaps he needs to get out and explore the neighborhood some.

  4. Chas Says:

    Chris Matthews is mistaken, but he is politically correct and that’s obviously more important to him. He lacks sobriety.
    Waffle – a couple dollars at any place that serves breakfast, or get some ready-made at a supermarket. Perfectly legal and no paperwork required. I’ve never heard of anyone checking with a lawyer before purchasing a waffle.
    Gun – Where not a felony, there’s a lot of paperwork and a NICS check. You might want to check with a lawyer first; you might need a license merely to possess. Plan on spending about $500.
    It’s easier for Chris Matthews to be a lying fool than for him to tell the truth.

  5. Chris L. Says:

    I still have a .22 pistol on order from Feb., called yesterday to check and it still not here. I went to IHOP this past weekend and was served in about 20 minutes. What a dip@#$%!

  6. dustydog Says:

    I can’t wait for the waffle buybacks.

    At $50 or $100 per waffle, I’ll be a rich rich man (or a poor, poor man if they raise my taxes to pay for the program).

  7. Nate Says:

    Holy shit, time to ban high capacity syrup containers, and assault waffles with butter attachments. You can do some high speed eating from the hip with a fork shroud. What an f’n dildo.

  8. FatWhiteMan Says:

    I’m afraid that is true in my house.

  9. JokersWild Says:

    Chris Matthews is so far up Obama’s ass I believe he could brush his teeth for him if he asked. Truly the fourth column of government has become a running joke.

  10. Lyle Says:

    “I’m afraid that is true in my house.”

    Mine too– I don’t keep waffles in my pockets. I have to walk to the kitchen and make them.

    I don’t see Matthews as a joke. Jokes are clever, interesting and funny.

  11. Ninth Stage Says:

    Idiot doesn’t know that it’s easy to get someone to make you a waffle if you have a gun.

  12. Matt Groom Says:

    I don’t want to alarm you all, but my contacts in the deviant sex industry inform me that “Making Waffles” involves three large, gay men, a fair amount of human excrement, and certain BDSM equipment. I’m pretty sure that’s what Chris was talking about. He wants to be the “waffle”.

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