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June 17th, 2009 at 11:10 am
I’m thinking of starting my own fifth columnist gun group. It would be like running a wishing well for the Joyce Foundation to throw money into. It would be nonprofit of course, though only after my $100k salary was paid out to me.
I’d have to wrangle some rubes into being members, but that shouldn’t be too hard between the Internet and plenty of Joyce Foundation cash. I’d offer free membership and a free plane ticket with free dining and accommodations for the annual members’ meeting in Las Vegas. On my tax return, for my occupation, I could put, “Rube Wrangler and Wishing Well Operator”. That’d work. For my bank account.