Update on Michael Jackson, he is not going to be buried or cremated, he is going to be recycled into a plastic bag so that he will still be white and plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
I’d heard that, due to the fact that MJ is 97% plastic, he’d be melted down and molded into LEGO blocks, so little kids could play with HIM for a change.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:12 am
After all he was Elvis’s former Son-In-Law.
June 26th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Update on Michael Jackson, he is not going to be buried or cremated, he is going to be recycled into a plastic bag so that he will still be white and plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
June 26th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Doctors said Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macauley Culkin slept over!!!
June 29th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
I’d heard that, due to the fact that MJ is 97% plastic, he’d be melted down and molded into LEGO blocks, so little kids could play with HIM for a change.