Everything comes with a tactical option
Browning has a new “tactical” gun safe.
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July 29th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Interesting design.
July 29th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Arrrrgh, the dreaded “Most Unique”.
Unique = one of a kind.
“The Most one-of-a-kind Browning Safe in 27 years” ?
The need a new copywriter, and fast.
July 29th, 2009 at 11:47 am
I want mine in digital camoflage paint. Black is so passe, so mall-ninja!
July 29th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
As much as I hate the advertising rhetoric I kinda like the design.
I would consider one of those for my next gun safe, as long as they aren’t overpricing it to match the sales pitch.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Right. Shouldn’t that be the “mostest uniquest”? I mean, if you are going for the absolute pinnacle of superlative of unique why let the language get in the way? Also, shouldn’t there be some extra lights and bipod and forward hand grip with oddly placed pic rails or something?
July 29th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
It needs picatiny rails.
And a bayonet lug.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
But it has a shoulder thing that goes up.
July 29th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
@Kristopher: it does have picatinny rails on the underside of the top shelf 😀
July 29th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
It is the special and unique snowflake of Browning gun safes.
Looks nice, actually. Storage in the door makes tons of sense, which is why every refrigerator made is designed that way.
July 29th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
It has a roof-rack, I’m calling shotgun!
July 29th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Actually, a lot of those features seem like things that might be honestly useful… That must be a first for the “tactical” motif.
July 29th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Are you sure this is a Browning?
I don’t see a silhouette profile of Bambi on it.
Actually, I think it’s a pretty cool safe.
July 29th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
We’ve talked about producing a line of Tactical paper clips. You know, in various camo finishes, that come in a picatinny mounted container, for LEs who do a lot of paperwork. Or a line of Tactical Stealth throwing rocks. They’d look and feel just like ordinary rocks, so no one would ever know the difference, but of course they’d be Tactical.
July 29th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
And this is when I tell the story of the Tactical Ball it was a ball of packing tape, but we used it for “Tactical Training” so we decided it needed a name.
Whenever we said “ok tactical ball time” the new people would be like wait what, and then we would pull out the tape ball and they would be horribly confused.