The lady will get off. Her husband will take the fall. All men are criminally stupid, even when they are trying to be thoughtful. They will hold a big wake for the dog, she will name a new foundation or grant after it, collect lots of money. Hubby will be hounded into hiding(sorry) by the press, but she will publicly forgive him and let him come home. If she plays it right, Dear Leader will donate a PortWaterDog puppy to her to help her in her grief.
August 27th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Has PETA issued a presser yet?
August 27th, 2009 at 11:01 am
The lady will get off. Her husband will take the fall. All men are criminally stupid, even when they are trying to be thoughtful. They will hold a big wake for the dog, she will name a new foundation or grant after it, collect lots of money. Hubby will be hounded into hiding(sorry) by the press, but she will publicly forgive him and let him come home. If she plays it right, Dear Leader will donate a PortWaterDog puppy to her to help her in her grief.
That’s just how they are…
August 27th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
never have a dog so small that you can’t know if it’s in the same car as yourself.
August 27th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
If it had been you, you’d be brought up on charges in a heartbeat.
“Gun owner charged with animal cruelty, arsenal seized.”
August 28th, 2009 at 8:10 am
…when everyone knows it’s really those shrieking harpy wimmenz that are the bad guys!
Before removing the splinter from the eye of the unshaven Womyn’s Studies Department, you oughtta get that log looked at.
August 29th, 2009 at 7:44 am
Tam, lighten up. It was a comment on liberals, not women…