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There really are Jewish ninjas

In NY:

Fearing jihadists will attack synagogues during Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, a group of badass rabbis has developed a program to turn your average shul-goer into a lean, mean fighting machine.

The group, which calls itself the International Security Coalition of Clergy, was founded by Rabbi Gary Moscowitz, who boasts a black belt in karate, teaches martial arts and was an NYPD cop for nine years.

He’s teaching others basic and advanced fighting moves — how to take down a terrorist by the neck, how to use a table as cover from gunfire and how to execute a nifty running somersault while drawing a gun — that he says can be used by Jews if they’re attacked by terrorists during prayer.

4 Responses to “There really are Jewish ninjas”

  1. Stormy Dragon Says:

    Are you sure this isn’t another case of a newspaper picking up an article from The Onion? Hiding behind a table is unlikely to protect you from gunfire. All but the wimpiest bullets are going to go right through.

  2. BobG Says:

    Ninjahim?

  3. anonymous Says:

    Did you ever see a Jew Jitsu?

  4. Michael Says:

    Have you heard of Krav Maga? Actually, the Jews were about 50 years ahead of the current craze for MMA.

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