Heard around the house
Junior on anatomy
Last night, at bath time I was rinsing the kids, when Junior looks at me, points to her chest and says This is my booty. On by booty is a knuckle.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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October 20th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Speaking as the proud parent of two fine children, both of whom were once Junior’s age, I am not going to comment until I can find my ten foot pole, without which I will not touch this post.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Heh. My girls have been given anatomy 101 terminology since the first day. Which is great when you’re trying to not make things so taboo, but not so great when you’re sitting in the middle of the store and having a 4 year old yell that her vagina itches.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I told my horse-crazy daughter what a gelding is. She cried the first day.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
She’s seven.
October 20th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
While my son is not yet at the talking stage, I’m sure that I am in for a wild time. Art Linkleter said it well when he said “Kids say the darndest things”.
October 20th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Ah, government schooling at it’s finest! Around our house, everything generally covered by underwear/panties is “cocininguas” (little thingy) until they get another year or two on ’em.
October 20th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
If you think this is bad, wait until she gets it right!