I have a CZ-75 I call “The CZ”, and a Browning Hi-Power I call “The Hi-Power”, and a Mateba Mo. 6 I call “The Mateba”, and a Steyr M40-A1 I call “The Steyr”, a Stag Arms AR-15 I call “The AR”, an M1 Garand I call “The Garand”, a Saiga-12 I call “The Saiga”, and a SIG Mosquito I call “That Piece Of Junk”^W”The Mosquito”.
I’m not very creative when it comes to these things.
And how do you know the names you give them are their real names? Have they told you? They might actually be offended being called a name not their own. 😉
“Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl’s name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You’re married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.” -Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
Does it count if you nickname your friend’s gun? My buddy has a Taurus 945 with mother-of-pearl grips and gold accents. I gave it the name “Ghetto Blaster.” Three guesses as to why.
November 24th, 2009 at 10:38 am
None of my guns have yet earned a nickname.
November 24th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Used to do it a lot more, haven’t named a new one in years.
November 24th, 2009 at 11:32 am
I like the Order of Protection.
Look for Taurus to seize on it soon for a revolver chambered in 7.62 x 39.
No, wait, that would be the Molotov Cocktail.
November 24th, 2009 at 11:41 am
I have a CZ-75 I call “The CZ”, and a Browning Hi-Power I call “The Hi-Power”, and a Mateba Mo. 6 I call “The Mateba”, and a Steyr M40-A1 I call “The Steyr”, a Stag Arms AR-15 I call “The AR”, an M1 Garand I call “The Garand”, a Saiga-12 I call “The Saiga”, and a SIG Mosquito I call “That Piece Of Junk”^W”The Mosquito”.
I’m not very creative when it comes to these things.
November 24th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
And how do you know the names you give them are their real names? Have they told you? They might actually be offended being called a name not their own. 😉
November 24th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I have a hard enough time naming pets.
November 24th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I call the 1919A4 “That Heavy @*#%!$^ Pig-Bitch”, because it and its accoutrements are heavy pigs.
It don’t get out much.
November 24th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
My rule is anything that costs me over a thousand dollars gets a name. Only my AR-15 has a name so far. It’s name is ARgyle.
November 24th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
“Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl’s name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You’re married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.” -Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
Mine:
Mosin Nagant M38 Carbine: Svetlana
AK-47 Polish Underfolder: Tatiana
Kimber 1911 Ultra CDP II: Elizabeth
November 25th, 2009 at 1:04 am
Xeno, that is some creepy shit.
November 25th, 2009 at 3:13 am
Does it count if you nickname your friend’s gun? My buddy has a Taurus 945 with mother-of-pearl grips and gold accents. I gave it the name “Ghetto Blaster.” Three guesses as to why.
November 25th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
3 Inch Barreled 629 “Ubejane” the Vicious One With Full Loads
The American Express Card for Any Carry Pistol (Para 1911) or AMT Back up (in .45 ACP)
November 27th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Remington 870 with slug barrel: “Thumper”
November 28th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
i name my guns (pistols so far), they allow talking about the weapon in the open.
can you see <>? (when I am carring)
Where is <>?
I left <> in car?
also you never know when you gun may become great like the swords of old. give it a name so it is ready.