Tennessee Man Calls Cops on Cow
For licking his house.
7 Responses to “Tennessee Man Calls Cops on Cow”
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December 7th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
RULE #34!
December 7th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Mmmmm BBQ!
December 7th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
if a cow can damage your house by licking it then your house sucks, man.
December 7th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Well, I did shoot a goat that I could not break from eating my house. Tried everything, finally had to kill her and replace some siding.
However, if she had contented herself with just licking it, she would still be alive. Damn, I forgot to call 911 to get the goat patrol out here.
December 7th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Calling Temple Grandin! Of course, now that she’s famous, I betcha she gets lots more than $100/consult.
Seriously, I further betcha that these are Holsteins, who are famous for being able to do things like unlatch gates with their tongues.
December 7th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
The cow later said that she is a former mistress of Tiger Woods.
December 7th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Dang, Chas, I’m having a bad Rule 34 moment now, thinking of cow tongues and zippers.