Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis
Donna Jackson, 57, was on the phone with 911 for more than ten minutes reporting an intruder at her home when she shot and killed the man, Billy Dean Riley. The incident was captured on tape by the 911 dispatcher. Riley entered Jackson’s home after breaking a glass door by throwing a patio table through it. Jackson shot him once in the chest with a 16-gauge shotgun.
It took longer than ten minutes for the police to show up. That’s a long time.
Update: 25 whole minutes. that’s a TiVoed sitcom.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
The police made it to her location some 25 minutes into the call. She shot the intruder after about 10 minutes.
25 minutes. That could have been her entire lifetime if she hadn’t had that shotgun.
December 9th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
25 minutes! And the guv’ment says that we should rely on the cops for protection from the bad guys….
If the Fire Department took 25 minutes to respond to a emergency they’d be crucified!
December 9th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
As the saying goes…”when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.”
December 9th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Huck, you must live in the city. I live 8 miles from the nearest fire station. It is a volunteer service so if they showed up in 20 minutes from the call, I’d say they did very well.
As for the deputies, I live in pretty populated county but on the county line distant from the city. I wouldn’t expect there are more than one, maybe two, patrols operating this far out at any one time. If they are on the back roads when they get the call, the drive could be 15-20 miles.