For toy guns.
Posted in uncategorized on December 11th, 2009 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |
I was expecting to see somewhere in England when I opened up the link. The reward for turning in toy guns will tick off dentists.
I know I have a broken squirt gun around here somewhere that was part of a birthday party goody bag my child got recently…. This could be the equivalent of turning in the $20 broken pistol for the $100 gift card….
Cotton Candy??? Cotton Candy SUCKS. If they were offering something good, I could go dig up some of my old Toys Mom still has in the Basement.
“Anyone who turns in a toy gun will receive a bag of cotton candy.”
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“Kids may use them for play, but some criminals use them to commit crimes.”
= A call to criminals to turn in their toy guns for a bag of cotton candy.
“Additionally, the D.I.C.E. Youth Group will be on hand offering non-alcoholic “Holiday Mocktails” and temporary holiday tattoos.”
Please… no toy guns… but here, enjoy the faux alcohol.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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December 11th, 2009 at 10:17 am
I was expecting to see somewhere in England when I opened up the link.
The reward for turning in toy guns will tick off dentists.
December 11th, 2009 at 11:17 am
I know I have a broken squirt gun around here somewhere that was part of a birthday party goody bag my child got recently…. This could be the equivalent of turning in the $20 broken pistol for the $100 gift card….
December 11th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Cotton Candy??? Cotton Candy SUCKS. If they were offering something good, I could go dig up some of my old Toys Mom still has in the Basement.
December 11th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
“Anyone who turns in a toy gun will receive a bag of cotton candy.”
+
“Kids may use them for play, but some criminals use them to commit crimes.”
= A call to criminals to turn in their toy guns for a bag of cotton candy.
December 11th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
“Additionally, the D.I.C.E. Youth Group will be on hand offering non-alcoholic “Holiday Mocktails” and temporary holiday tattoos.”
Please… no toy guns… but here, enjoy the faux alcohol.