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Every year, my wifes asks what I want for Christmas. And she says other family members want to know what I want for Christmas. And I say ammo, 5.56Nato or 45ACP. She always says they’re not getting you ammo. Not sure why. It’s what I want and I’ll put it to good use. My folks call last night and ask me what I want for Christmas. I say ammo. Mom says OK. Sweet.

13 Responses to “mom rules”

  1. Paul Says:

    I guess ammo is just not Christmasy. Or at least that is what I might hear.

    We have gone to a everyone buys one gift and we have a stylized fight for the one you want. Called Chinese gift exchange, although I do not see why they get to call the name.

    Ask for a gift card at your favorite sporting goods store. There is one more step, but you can end up with what you want.

  2. Caleb Says:

    I switched from telling them to get me ammo to telling them to get me gift cards to Cabelas, Gander Mountain and Dicks. All places that SELL AMMO.

  3. clamp Says:

    The wife asks me what I want for Christmas. I say, “ammo” or “gun.” She says, “You don’t need that.” I reply, “You asked me what I wanted, not what I need. Stop asking me what I want if your not going to get it for me. Just buy what you want to get for me.”

    I’ll just by my own ammo.

  4. Mikee Says:

    I always ask for socks and underwear, but end up getting something else. I am at the point where I really need socks and underwear.

  5. DirtCrashr Says:

    My brother sometimes gets me ammo but not in the quantity I really need – like a single box of Yugo Match for the Garand for example, I need 55 to shoot a match. Mom disapproves so we slip the presents to each other sideways. Nowdays I buy my own Christmas presents – we surprise each other with what we bought for ourselves, ending years of strategic disappointments…

  6. Doc Merlin Says:

    Its because gifts aren’t for you, they are for other people to feel good about giving you a gift. Its a horrible tradition.

  7. Mike Says:

    Did you make sure to specify you don’t want the limited edition rimless speer ammo? šŸ˜›

  8. Canthros Says:

    “I guess ammo is just not Christmasy.”

    I dunno. This image always seemed pretty festive to me. (Nothing about the pic is mine, of course.)

  9. Ride Fast Says:

    […] Christmas gifts […]

    Ask for ammo, get cleaning supplies. Still good.

  10. Countertop Says:

    My brother got me a cause of ammo for my Swiss rifle.

    And my mom got me 9mm for my birthday. My father in law has purchased a rifle for me for Christmas one year. And we ALWAYS try to get ammo for everyone.

  11. David Says:

    How an you say ammo isn’t Christmasy? My favorite Christmas decoration is a single 30-06 round tied to a twig that stands upright in a simple piece of wood.

    Its a cartridge in a bare tree.

    My wife sets it in the middle of our buffet every year.

  12. hsoi Says:

    I know particular relatives would not buy me anything gun-related, so I don’t even bother telling them. I do the same thing Caleb does: ask for gift cards to the place that sell what I want.

    Then when they ask “what did you buy with the gift card” I tell them “ammo”. šŸ™‚

  13. comatus Says:

    I swear there is nothing in the world as funny as a typographical error. Not in the history of “literacy.” Before Gutenberg, was anything funny?

    “Every year, my wifes asks what I want for Christmas.”

    My wifes is like that, too.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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