Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis – remix
In the Philippines:
Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago said on Sunday her husband has given her a submachine gun to protect herself from those threatening to kill her.
But she said she had to go back to practice shooting because she was not familiar with the handgun given to her.
A subgun or a handgun?
December 28th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Both? She had gone stale with her handgun so her husband gave her a submachine gun so she could spray instead of aim until she got her edge back?
December 28th, 2009 at 11:38 am
My father was issued an Enfield rifle and a Sten in the Army. He loved the Enfield and cursed the Sten — he called it the worst weapon ever made. (He was the kind of shooter who could hit a fox raiding our henhouse with a muzzleloader at pitch dark from fifty yards.)
December 28th, 2009 at 11:49 am
I remember seeing some Glock 18’s and converted Glock 19’s on Philippines’ websites. Perhaps it’s both…
December 28th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Pinos rock hard and don’t screw around.
I’ll bet you a bottle of tuba that it’s a machine pistol, legal or illegal.
December 28th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Machine pistol perhaps?
December 28th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Machinepistol fits both, yep.
Glock, Beretta, one of the weird Eastern-European models…
December 28th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
I hope she got both!
December 28th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Well, yeah; a submachine gun is often a “handgun” even if it happens to have a shoulder stock of some kind. Doesn’t the “MP” in MP-38, MP-5, et al stand for “Machine Pistol”?
I don’t know that I’d want a machine pistol for self defense. I’d be worried about stray bullets in built-up areas, plus they tend to waste ammo, so you need to carry more. Depends on the circumstance and location I guess.
And of course she has a small penis. There is never any other possible reason to have a firearm, so I hear. If that is the case, would that mean the anti-gunners are discriminating against people with small penises? I thought they were all about falling all over themselves to make sure we thought they accommodated all people with disabilities, no matter what.
December 29th, 2009 at 12:55 am
Probably both.
December 29th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
What Lyle? Are you saying I have a disability?