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On the biology of unicorns

I knew that they farted rainbows and pooped marshmallows. I did not know that they pissed Scotch.

3 Responses to “On the biology of unicorns”

  1. Phelps Says:

    Wouldn’t that make Donald Rumsfeld a unicorn? I’m pretty sure Cheney pisses napalm. Lit napalm.

  2. Rustmeister Says:

    Hell, if I’d have known that, I might have voted for Obama!

  3. Mikee Says:

    Yes, the rainbows, marshmallows and single malt are all well and good, until you realize that the unicorn is about to sneak up on you, knock you to the ground, and have his way with you, again and again and again, forever.

    That makes the unicorn rainbows, marshmallows and single malt much less enticing.

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