A kind of Bazookas
Size D breast implants may have saved a woman from a gun shot.
Bonus quote: don’t go getting breast enhancements as a means to deflect a possible incoming bullet.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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February 26th, 2010 at 10:41 am
Rounds tend to go where you’re looking…
February 26th, 2010 at 11:32 am
to steal from the Bloodhound Gang, hooray for boobies!
February 26th, 2010 at 11:42 am
“…don’t go getting breast enhancements as a means to deflect a possible incoming bullet.”
On the other hand, like chicken soup, it can’t hurt.
February 26th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
“It can’t hurt.”
Of course, now I can’t get an image of Barney Fife with breast implants……..brain bleach, I know I have some around here…..
February 26th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
I thought breast implants ATTRACTED incoming bullets.
Sort of.
February 26th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
This thread is worthless without pics…
February 27th, 2010 at 11:44 am
Some states have laws where if body armor is worn while committing a felony additional time is tacked onto the sentence. It would be pretty funny if a DA ever uses the article as proof for harsher sentencing in a armed robber is apprehended while sporting a set of “Bolt-on’s”.
February 27th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
What Jay G said.
March 1st, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Tactical Boobies!!!
As for the Bonus Quote, I can just hear the new legal disclaimer, heh…”This product is not designed nor intended for use as ballistic protection. Such use voids all warranty agreements. Silicone Enhancement Inc. assumes no liability for death or injury from intentional misuse.”