My sister-in-law has a dick joke that ends with, “Well, dear, I HAVE seen thousands of cocks. But what you have there is definitely a pee-pee.”
And another that ends with the little boy dropping his trousers in class for Show and Tell, and saying, “And if it were four inches shorter, like my Dad’s, it’d be what he calls a “perfect” penis.”
March 9th, 2010 at 5:14 am
My sister-in-law has a dick joke that ends with, “Well, dear, I HAVE seen thousands of cocks. But what you have there is definitely a pee-pee.”
And another that ends with the little boy dropping his trousers in class for Show and Tell, and saying, “And if it were four inches shorter, like my Dad’s, it’d be what he calls a “perfect” penis.”
Try the veal. And remember to tip the waiters.