Everything west of here might fall in the ocean
Last night, we had another quake. That’s two in two days. I slept through the second one, though.
Last night, we had another quake. That’s two in two days. I slept through the second one, though.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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April 22nd, 2010 at 9:04 am
See if your insurance company offers quake coverage as an endorsement to your homeowner’s policy.
April 22nd, 2010 at 9:17 am
I’m tellin’ ya, dood. New Madrid II. Although, you’re kind of on the wrong side of the state…
April 22nd, 2010 at 9:37 am
Let’s hope not. Texas is west of you, too.
April 22nd, 2010 at 10:42 am
Well, according to the ayatollahs that means you’re having too many immoral women in your area. Please post phone numbers.
April 22nd, 2010 at 2:01 pm
I’m pretty sure we are heavier than you are on this side. Better start wearing your water wings.
April 22nd, 2010 at 2:45 pm
A mere 2.6? You call THAT a earthquake? Hell, in Kalifornistan nobody even notices a quake at less than 3 and wont even comment on it until it’s a 4 or higher.